none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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