What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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