you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
