nut hugger
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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