Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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