The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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