Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just found a bag of teeth...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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