Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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