all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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