my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i think i have herpe
just one?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Everything about him screamed your future.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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