thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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