it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
id be glad to
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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