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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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