I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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