No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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