do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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