Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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