i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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