Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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