Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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