I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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