i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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