everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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