Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Randomize
