I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I need to calm my uterus...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I am mentally ready for anal.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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