what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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