Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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