i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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