How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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