Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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