i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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