Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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