He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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