no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
