I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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