I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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