Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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