Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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