I need help removing her.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
So much rum. So many feels.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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