got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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