Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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