butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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