Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i love accidental penises.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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