Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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