I wish my penis had an off switch
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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