I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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