Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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