Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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