Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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