Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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