On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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