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You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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