the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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