i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
This is my gift to your gina
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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