No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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