she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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