Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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